I don’t know how many of you reading this blog have ever woken up on a Sunday morning in the infield at a NASCAR race and have seen the carnage from the previous night’s shenanigans. This is commonly known as “pond scum syndrome”. For those of you that haven’t, let me paint the scene for you. Beer cans litter the campsites, skid marks are all over the road from the slightly (or more than slightly) intoxicated trying to operate bicycles, skateboards, scooters, and various other vehicles. The “Walk of Shame” is quite popular at these events and you can just look at someone and immediately know they went a couple of rounds with Jack Daniels and lost! Well my friends, that is what waking up Sunday morning in the hostel was like. While I was snuggled up in my bed, resting and sleeping peacefully, virtually everyone else was out partying, dancing, and inevitably drinking just a bit too much. You could see it in the breakfast hall, namely because no one was there. You could see it on their faces: a few hours of sleep and a hangover doesn’t go too well with traveling for a full day bright an early the next morning. Especially when part of your travels involves a long tramp (hike) through the New Zealand countryside. Don’t worry. We will get to that in a moment.
I never knew that what I’ve learned at NASCAR races could be so practical. So once again, everyone who says it’s pointless should reconsider. The morning was all around uneventful, especially since we had to wait for everyone to get up, pack, put on their happy and sober faces and then load onto the bus. All in all, it didn’t take too long and I only wish I could have gotten pictures of the destruction. It was quite entertaining.
Our morning started off with beautiful weather and a drive towards the Dunedin Peninsula. You couldn’t have asked for a better day. Now, like I’ve mentioned earlier, the only thing that can effectively cure a hangover is a good New Zealand tramp! So we pulled off on the side of the road, unloaded the bus and headed down a trail that was supposedly going to take us to the beach. It’s moments like this when I realize that I am actually in New Zealand. It’s a bit hard to remember that when you’re in school and even in the busy, city centers you forget about the beauty that’s just beyond it. There was no shortage of beauty that morning though. We slowly but surely made our way down the trail, enjoying the sunshine and fresh air as we went. It turns out that tramping trails in New Zealand actually tend to cut through farmland, so we ended up at one point in a large field surrounded by huge flocks of sheep. It was absolutely breathtaking!
However, it seems that either the trails were not marked as they were supposed to be, or we missed a turn somewhere. Because no matter what we tried, we were not able to get to the beach. There were multiple forks in the trail and we ended up hiking quite a few of them with no luck. The brush was really overgrown and a lot of it was quite sharp from thorns and stickers. Not exactly the best stuff to try and weasel your way through. So, after spending a couple of hours on a hike that was supposed to take us one and a half, we cut our losses and decided to head back. And at that point we had two choices: take the path back up the hills that we had taken down or take what appeared to be a “short cut” straight through the farmland we had crisscrossed earlier. Well, being the adventurer I am, I took off with a group of people through the farmland and figured that cutting straight through the fields would be much faster than going around and back up the hills. I mean, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line right?
Well, geometry failed me. I mean, it is true, if you don’t have to climb barbed wire fences, scale large mud pits, rip your pants trying to avoid said mud pits, and then literally go straight up the final hill back to the road. Needless to say, it was an adventure and it was definitely the road less taken. Which I guess is what life is all about right? Finding your own path amongst the mud and barbed wire fences? It was a very character building tramp to say the least and I came out of it with a lot of stories and a ripped pair of pants. But I think the best part was when we had finally made it to the road and had scaled our last fence. Right as my feet touched the ground on the other side along the road, a herd of beef cattle came thundering through the pasture we had just tramped through. One of them stopped and gave me a sendoff, mooing contently and then taking off to join his buddies. I salute you too Mr. Cow! Thank you for letting me explore your pastures. Hopefully I didn’t mess us that mud pit you liked so much.
But we had made it. Tired, muddy, battered, and maybe a bit bruised, we changed and got ourselves on the bus again. The next stop for the day was Baldwin Street, the steepest street in New Zealand and the world evidently. Now, having just tramped for a couple of hours and being presented with the challenge of climbing said street, you can only imagine what we did next? We practically raced to the top! I mean, why not right? Looking at it from below, Baldwin Street doesn’t seem like it would be that bad of a climb. But just looking at it doesn’t do it much justice! You definitely need to get out there and climb it if you want to truly understand just how steep this thing is! It has about a 14 degree incline at the steepest point and yeah, you can feel it in your buttocks, your hamstrings, and your knees! There were even a couple of cars that managed (barley) to make it to the top. Kuddos to them. I don’t think my poor Versa could make it to the top and somehow a campervan managed. Yeah no. I won’t be trying that trick while I’m here.
Nonetheless, it was a great stop and definitely something worth seeing if you have the time. And I mean come on, I climbed the steepest street in the world and saw arguably the tallest chocolate waterfall in the world all in one weekend. You can’t really go wrong there right? But alas, all good things must come to an end. After treating myself to a chocolate ice cream cone and a cheap souvenir certificate saying I had in fact climbed and survived Baldwin Street, we loaded into the bus and began our long trek home.
We did have one more stop on the way though and that was the Moeraki Boulders. These boulders are massive rock formations that just litter the beaches along a stretch of the coastline. I’m not exactly sure how they formed, but they are beautiful stones that have managed to become perfectly smooth. They were very cool to see. And for anyone who’s wondering, the Pacific Ocean in winter in New Zealand is still really freakin’ cold. I decided I didn’t need to go swimming like some people did, but I did wade out to my knees to get a picture on one of the boulders. It was definitely worth it. A group of us each got an order of fish n’ chips from the café there and enjoyed some real food since we really hadn’t eaten since breakfast earlier that morning. We took a commemorative group photo like any good traveling group would, loaded up the bus for the last time that weekend, and headed back to Lincoln. Exhausted from our day of adventures, everyone slept on the bus. At least, I know I did.
It was so nice to get to go out and explore Dunedin. I know I thoroughly enjoyed that city and I can’t wait to go back over my spring break and for the All Backs game in October! And the best way to end a great weekend was to come home and Skype my wonderful boyfriend on the day of our 6 month anniversary! That was simply icing on the cake for a great weekend filled with amazing sites and wonderful people!
But once again, I was reminded why I am actually here when my alarm went off at 8:00 AM Monday morning…